May 2013
vanilla1027:
that-disney-blog:
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
What if I call him Fluegene
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M...
rnedia:
i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
m-oonblaze:
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you
me during an exam: crap I need to sneeze
inkys:
if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline
ticklishbutts:
theladyofpie:
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
rneerkat:
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
